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You're Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children

You're Only Old Once!  A Book for Obsolete Children

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Author: Dr. Seuss
Publisher: Random House
Category: Book

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Avg. Customer Rating: 5.0 out of 5 stars 30 reviews
Sales Rank: 74127

Media: Hardcover
Edition: 1
Number Of Items: 1
Pages: 48
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.9
Dimensions (in): 11 x 8.1 x 0.5

ISBN: 0394551907
Dewey Decimal Number: 813.52
EAN: 9780394551906
ASIN: 0394551907

Publication Date: February 12, 1986
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Editorial Reviews:

Amazon.com
Subtitled A Book for Obsolete Children, this unusual item in the Seuss canon doesn't really belong among the children's books. Written to celebrate the nonsense master's 82nd birthday, it follows "you" (an elderly gent in a suit and white moustache) through a physical check-up in some fiendish geriatric clinic. You are measured, prodded, and subjected to all the medical indignities familiar and unfamiliar to the elderly. "You must see Dr. Pollen, our Allergy Whiz, who knows every sniffle and itch that there is... He will check your reactions to thumbtacks and glue, catcher's mitts, leaf mould, and cardigans too. Nasturtiums and marble cake, white and blue chalks, anthracite coal and the feathers of hawks." It's clear that the process is going to be long, but much shorter than the bill. The blurb on the back says it all: "Is this a children's book? Well... not immediately. You buy a copy for your child now and you give it to him on his 70th birthday." Actually, it would make an amusing gift for anyone over 40. --Richard Farr

Product Description
Dr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. In this new defense against aging, we follow our hapless hero through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic.


Customer Reviews:   Read 25 more reviews...

5 out of 5 stars Close to the truth   April 5, 2008
Easy to order. Arrived on time.
A funny book for us old folks. I have ordered copies for my aging friends.



5 out of 5 stars Seussisms   July 30, 2007
This is a great gift for all your friends turning 50!
Lets them know exactly what to expect in the coming years.
No one could say it better than Dr. Suess.



5 out of 5 stars You'll Laugh   June 2, 2007
I first saw this book while visiting friends in a retirement home. When I got home I immediately ordered it from Amazon and placed it on my coffee table. If you are even on the verge of getting older, you will understand Dr. Seuss' adventure to the doctor's office, and appreciate the humor he injects concerning the many tests, etc. one sometimes must tolerate as we age.


5 out of 5 stars Must Have for 60th Birthdays   May 12, 2007
The family has given this book to friends for years as a gift on their 60th birthday. It is a fun look at the aging process and brings laughter from all who have received the book. Usually we have the friend sit on our laps and we read it to them as we would a child. Great stuff..


5 out of 5 stars Can't live without prescriptions from the good doctor.   May 7, 2007
What more can be said? There will never be another Dr. Suess. I'm never disappointed when it comes to Dr. Suess. And Amazon has great service, by the way.

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